Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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8=> >->-o

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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