What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Y

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

I regret everything.....

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

purple pickles

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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