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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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