How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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women's rights

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Nah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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