- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

Sex education in Texas,

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

Lil Wayne

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Women's Rights

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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