- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Carrot fingers

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

What do you call a black man? A person

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Today is March 22.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

what to call someone thats gay zak

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Anti Joke

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