- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Cliterus

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

The government

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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