A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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