- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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