- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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