Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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what goes boo a sock

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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