- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

Set up Punch line.

Leave. Now.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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