- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Wait what? I did not type that!

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Nuneaton..

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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