Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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We are lawyers

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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