- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Mitt Romney

what tall and looks like a jew?

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

V I T A M I N C !

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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