everyone dislike this

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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richard is fag

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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