why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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