- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

That's what SHE said!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Women's rights.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Man U

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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