Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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ur mum

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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