There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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A black person walks out of KFC

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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