Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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