Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Women's Rights.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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