why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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