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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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