- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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