Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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womens rights

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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