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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

what did the old lady die of old age...

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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