why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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