10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Women can vote? WTF

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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