What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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squash squash who squash my ass

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tommy is retared

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Knock knock What?

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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