Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

hey, my names mark.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge