1,2,3,4,5... 6.

(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

Women's rights

What do u call a banana? A banana......

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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