The dewey decimal system

Jews

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

4-4-2

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Netflix and chill

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

My dad

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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