Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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4-4-2

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Anti Joke

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