- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Vaginal secretions

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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