Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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You have friends

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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a ab

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Penis

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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