whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Loner.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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YOLO.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Gorden Brown.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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