What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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so dont touch it.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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hipsters

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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