What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Men's Sports

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Your mom.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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penis

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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