- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Today is May 18 2016.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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