- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Knock knock. Come in.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

i like tits

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Why did the dog eat poop?

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

obama's promises

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

justin bieber

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