What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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This is not an anti joke.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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