U ALL LIAK DIK

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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Obamacare haters

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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buttcrack thumbs up

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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knock knock. come in.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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