Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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im a dragon, no im not

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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Woman.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Billy Cundiff.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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