- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

A guy has cancer. He dies.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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