- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Some people like melon and others like soup.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

An atheist walks into a church

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Women's rights.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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