Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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obama leadership

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A man made a sandwich.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Anti Joke

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