Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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A midget walks under a bar

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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