What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

Q: What is, in full, Donald Trump's speech to the Republican National Convention? A: This. I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! I'm Donald Trump! I'm Donald Trump! Trump trump trump trump trump trump trump! Trump tromp troomp trimp treemp tramp trump trump trump!

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

This is a joke

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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