why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Tim and Eric

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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